It wasn’t me

Here is a funny song as something very funny happened today which made me laugh a lot. Especially it wasn’t me bit 
Shaggy – it wasn’t me 😊
Yo, man
Yo
Open up, man
What do you want man?
My girl just caught me
You let her catch you?
I don’t know how I let this happen
With who?
The girl next door, you know?
Man
I don’t know what to do
Say it wasn’t you
Alright

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner

To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you’re not, convince her say you’re gay
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her, baby, no way

But she caught me on the counter
It wasn’t me
Saw me banging on the sofa
It wasn’t me
I even had her in the shower
It wasn’t me
She even caught me on camera
It wasn’t me

She saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn’t me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn’t me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn’t me
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her from
What she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn’t me

Make she know say that she really know no right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da gigolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein’ is believin’ so you better change your specs

You know she not gonna be worrying about things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she’ll go to noontime mass
Your answer, go over there but if she pack a gun
You know you better run fast

But she caught me on the counter
It wasn’t me
Saw me banging on the sofa
It wasn’t me
I even had her in the shower
It wasn’t me
She even caught me on camera
It wasn’t me

She saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn’t me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn’t me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn’t me
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

Gonna tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
I’ve been listenin’ to your reasonin’
It makes no sense at all

We should tell her that I’m sorry
For the pain that I’ve caused
You may think that you’re a player
But you’re completely lost, ‘coz I say

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

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